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Zombie Kid Likes Turtles
Posted by: 3mediapro

Video duration: 17 seconds
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Zombie Kid Likes Turtles

Related: zombie, kid, turtles, news, kgw, live, shot, newscast, blooper

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2.342 people dont ...
By: Som1kewl. on 07 Sep 10, 03:19:55
2.342 people dont like turtles...

worth the watch I ...
By: indahkal00. on 07 Sep 10, 02:52:39
worth the watch I give it a 4/5 stars. find the good quality movie at Free Movie Zone . n e t

say no to drugs
By: theboogeiman713. on 07 Sep 10, 02:50:51
say no to drugs

Holy crap i could ...
By: Pc10GHETTOGIRL. on 07 Sep 10, 02:26:40
Holy crap i could watch this 17905688 times and still laugh

BILLY IDOL!!!!
By: Swoahable. on 07 Sep 10, 02:22:46
BILLY IDOL!!!!

lmao
By: guismiti. on 07 Sep 10, 02:12:04
lmao

@JcZ911 Touché...
By: PeaveyESP. on 07 Sep 10, 02:04:25
@JcZ911 Touché...

LOL look at his ...
By: darkmuffins2. on 07 Sep 10, 02:01:49
LOL look at his face in the beginning I LIKE TURTLES Allll riiiight your.. great zombie..

@PeaveyESP and ...
By: JcZ911. on 07 Sep 10, 01:59:46
@PeaveyESP and 71,044 like turtles so shut up

@PeaveyESP the FUCK ...
By: rainshot. on 07 Sep 10, 01:52:30
@PeaveyESP the FUCK they got against turtles!?!?!

i like youtube
By: hofihofhof. on 07 Sep 10, 01:49:59
i like youtube

i paid him to do ...
By: averagefuzz. on 07 Sep 10, 01:42:53
i paid him to do that

2,342 people don't ...
By: PeaveyESP. on 07 Sep 10, 01:36:16
2,342 people don't like turtles.

I've always ...
By: darrenmuse. on 07 Sep 10, 01:24:16
I've always wondered if he was trolling. I mean, was he trying to fuck with the lady...or is he just ADHD? I hope he was trolling.

He likes fuckin ...
By: babyJesus27. on 07 Sep 10, 01:05:42
He likes fuckin turtles okay!?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! i ...
By: ced00. on 07 Sep 10, 00:57:00
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! i never laughed so much with almost nothing hahaha!

ahah
By: ehiwanagoh0me. on 07 Sep 10, 00:53:45
ahah

How did this get ...
By: seacadet7. on 07 Sep 10, 00:04:06
How did this get get 21 million views!?

@pisswad12 Haha, ...
By: RussianLegend. on 06 Sep 10, 23:29:12
@pisswad12 Haha, that made me laugh

I LIKE THIS VIDEO
By: 628278. on 06 Sep 10, 23:23:27
I LIKE THIS VIDEO

@whiteganser Anger ...
By: musto94. on 06 Sep 10, 22:25:44
@whiteganser Anger management

in soviet russia ...
By: pisswad12. on 06 Sep 10, 22:12:33
in soviet russia turtle like you!!!!

easyfreedotorg
By: RobbieG4909. on 06 Sep 10, 21:56:39
easyfreedotorg

i like turwtuls
By: agentreubbb. on 06 Sep 10, 21:56:34
i like turwtuls

@musto94 God your a ...
By: whiteganser. on 06 Sep 10, 21:49:00
@musto94 God your a fucking idiot.

my cat and turtle
Posted by: ButterflysBone

Video duration: 55 seconds
Global video hits: 2344023

it seems that the turtle loves the cat though cat is not interested in the turtle at all..the funniest thing is,they are both male...

Related: cat, turtle, animals, pets

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turtle: KISS ME!
By: myphotographdottk. on 07 Sep 10, 02:11:11
turtle: KISS ME!

I loved this ...
By: alindastar. on 06 Sep 10, 22:25:49
I loved this because I have heard that cold blooded animals are not social just instinctive but this little turtle seems to be intent on getting the attention of the cat almost as if to seek out a playmate. Cool.

Cat: "you don´t ...
By: mircal80. on 06 Sep 10, 21:58:02
Cat: "you don´t understand, oswood...am a cat!!!" turtle: "nobody´s perfect"

you should enter ...
By: DJGSR78. on 06 Sep 10, 15:37:50
you should enter your turtle for turtle races like in rob and big

You know, I ...
By: MegaBieberSupport1. on 06 Sep 10, 13:27:26
You know, I wouldn't take the chance with my turtle; cats can eat them.

turtle: c'mon race ...
By: jonglist. on 06 Sep 10, 07:08:16
turtle: c'mon race with me. Please! that lousy rabbit is still taking his nap. C'''mon. just one race. look! look! i can run. Cat: get looooooost (yawning) u are not jerry. i have no interest in u. turtke: arrrrrrgggg....

If I had to guess, ...
By: Ty311. on 06 Sep 10, 01:06:03
If I had to guess, that turtle is trying to bight the hell out of the cat

Aww how cute lol ...
By: angelinatheninja. on 05 Sep 10, 22:11:40
Aww how cute lol the cat looks posesses

That cat looks like ...
By: mesuhlikemusic. on 05 Sep 10, 09:42:52
That cat looks like it is watching the last minute of an intense soccer game, and the turtle would play the role of the common house wife..

Near the end, the ...
By: Jun123. on 05 Sep 10, 03:43:42
Near the end, the turtle tried to cut off the cat in it's tracks. Turtle: GIVE ME LOVES!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!! Cat: Umm, no.

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By: Kingcobrasaurus. on 05 Sep 10, 00:19:38
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Myth dispelled. ...
By: ReinaAntilles. on 04 Sep 10, 05:15:48
Myth dispelled. Turtles are fast! Cute!

what kind of turtle ...
By: SuperSeriousFace. on 04 Sep 10, 04:57:24
what kind of turtle is that?

a gay interspecies ...
By: sl4d3. on 04 Sep 10, 02:29:57
a gay interspecies relationship

annoying orange, ...
By: Doyoulikeadacheese. on 04 Sep 10, 01:58:40
annoying orange, meet the annoying turtle!

This video shows ...
By: lupevelez2. on 04 Sep 10, 01:03:53
This video shows the definition of unrequited love for sure. That turtle is too sweet for words. Kitty's not too bad either. Thanks for sharing their love (or not) story.

Tiny snapping ...
By: veelalynne. on 04 Sep 10, 00:11:10
Tiny snapping turtle says "I want cat food! (The cat to BE food!) Especially that nice and juicy head!"

Turtle: Dude, guess ...
By: salem0509. on 03 Sep 10, 14:18:50
Turtle: Dude, guess what? Guess what? Guess what? Cat: WTF dude, go away they're makin' my food...

wow turtle so ...
By: thefootmouth. on 03 Sep 10, 05:43:37
wow turtle so intristed in cat :D

Ah ah. Questo ...
By: zacadoole1. on 02 Sep 10, 20:35:52
Ah ah. Questo commento è in italiano solo a pasticciare con voi. Se stai leggendo vuol dire che stai usando un traduttore di lingua o si parla un italiano fluente. So cosa stai pensando. "Io no habla espanol!". Ma ti sbagli! Questa è l'italiano, non spagnolo. Ah ah, ti ho ingannato.

well, my turtle is ...
By: Kitten5ify. on 02 Sep 10, 13:42:23
well, my turtle is even faster than yours... i even cant chase it.. but yours is very nice!

well, my turtle is ...
By: Kitten5ify. on 02 Sep 10, 13:41:59
well, my turtle is even faster than yours... i even cant chase it..

the cats like " ...
By: Vampirepigslayrr. on 02 Sep 10, 06:16:39
the cats like "leave me alone!"

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By: 101GameGuru. on 02 Sep 10, 05:35:44
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Tiger Sharks vs. Turtles
Posted by: NationalGeographic

Video duration: 229 seconds
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Why does one kind of turtle escape hungry tiger sharks, but another doesn't? National Geographic's Crittercam® helps researchers find out how one turtle species stays off the shark's dinner menu. See All National Geographic Videos video.nationalgeogra phic.com

Related: tiger, shark, turtle, crittercam

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Critter Cam is ...
By: Jeffzpimp. on 07 Sep 10, 04:49:44
Critter Cam is Fuckin huge

the turtles looked ...
By: 1049028. on 07 Sep 10, 01:56:43
the turtles looked kidnapped! O_O!

@MikeJustDidit as ...
By: ThomasRowsell. on 06 Sep 10, 20:46:29
@MikeJustDidit as if a turtle could outswim a shark anyway!

The turtle just has ...
By: ciadude2. on 05 Sep 10, 18:53:21
The turtle just has like this "WTF" look on its face when he jumps on it.

ahh i like turtles ...
By: MrBanana123pig. on 04 Sep 10, 22:42:50
ahh i like turtles

@tigrexofwow u are ...
By: nobody8955. on 04 Sep 10, 20:20:27
@tigrexofwow u are a freak

@tigrexofwow lol ...
By: PureRocker101. on 04 Sep 10, 19:33:20
@tigrexofwow lol yeah thats the right way i dont like em i love em

@Kuriouz17 you ...
By: tigrexofwow. on 04 Sep 10, 19:30:40
@Kuriouz17 you can't put a sucker cup on a shark =(

@PureRocker101 ... ...
By: tigrexofwow. on 04 Sep 10, 19:26:04
@PureRocker101 ....no...you Fucken love Turtles

well ic how a shark ...
By: sk8ed1969. on 04 Sep 10, 10:55:58
well ic how a shark can catch one pretty easly now since this dude just dives right in and gets em haha

Wow.. This video ...
By: SpifySavannah. on 04 Sep 10, 04:11:51
Wow.. This video was pretty lame...

i like turtles
By: PureRocker101. on 04 Sep 10, 01:26:33
i like turtles

@Danielistheking1 ...
By: adamb228. on 03 Sep 10, 23:28:58
@Danielistheking1 yo that is so funny when your stoned!!! pause the video and look at the turtles face... LOL mad funny!!!

at 1:26 his leaps ...
By: Rayyan36. on 03 Sep 10, 21:21:47
at 1:26 his leaps with his shoes on , but once he reaches the bottom on 1:32 voala!! they gone lolz , bad montaj!

thumbs up if u hate ...
By: imthacookiemonster. on 03 Sep 10, 17:16:10
thumbs up if u hate advertisements

I liek turtles
By: vivalarey619. on 03 Sep 10, 11:57:57
I liek turtles

how come he didnt ...
By: Kuriouz17. on 03 Sep 10, 03:50:08
how come he didnt dive and put a camera on the shark too huh?

i like turtles!
By: turnmedownagain. on 02 Sep 10, 15:40:04
i like turtles!

I was half ...
By: nuke97. on 02 Sep 10, 07:26:44
I was half expecting him to dive after the tiger sharks also! hahahaha XD

Leave the poor ...
By: Hodson2000. on 02 Sep 10, 06:14:29
Leave the poor turtles alone, you stupid glory hounds...

@Danielistheking1 ...
By: Jguthro. on 01 Sep 10, 06:29:00
@Danielistheking1 lmao, did you see when he first grab that turtle about 7 seconds before. The turtle looked like he was getting thrown out of the bar.

TURTLES ARE LIKEEEK ...
By: JaastinCA. on 01 Sep 10, 02:03:35
TURTLES ARE LIKEEEK ;D YAA

... tiger shark vs ...
By: Tombo1231. on 31 Aug 10, 19:38:43
... tiger shark vs turtle!?

@bradkrit wow i ...
By: MikeJustDidit. on 31 Aug 10, 16:11:39
@bradkrit wow i wasnt even thinkin about the tapes. it is as if they want the turtles to get captured for their enjoyment. i feel bad for the turtles that got caught for this experiment.

@MikeJustDidit Same ...
By: bradkrit. on 31 Aug 10, 14:44:23
@MikeJustDidit Same thing I was thinking. Just get a waterproof cell phone. And why are they recording to tapes? Tapes are soooo 1990

River Monsters - Turtle Strikes Like a Snake
Posted by: AnimalPlanetTV

Video duration: 185 seconds
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i always thought ...
By: ruckaisawesome. on 07 Sep 10, 00:33:43
i always thought snapping turtles r the scariest..until i saw this

1:57 is what you're ...
By: Epitaph758. on 06 Sep 10, 14:32:28
1:57 is what you're looking for... NUTS!

@jandru21 there ...
By: pureefficient. on 06 Sep 10, 02:17:17
@jandru21 there used to be a prehistoric turtle based reptile soft shell. i am pretty sure he is a descendant of the aquatic beast from the tyrant times. He is truely genetically like that

everybody quick ...
By: pureefficient. on 06 Sep 10, 02:14:52
everybody quick post dam nature you scary on every giological based videos!

that turtle is ...
By: jandru21. on 05 Sep 10, 13:13:09
that turtle is really not natural......

the thing got ...
By: kodonel50. on 05 Sep 10, 04:38:22
the thing got COMMANDO PRO

nice snake turtle
By: boystalk18. on 04 Sep 10, 12:54:52
nice snake turtle

lol 0:45 to poor ...
By: Palmpow88. on 04 Sep 10, 09:36:15
lol 0:45 to poor for new cloth

pasu la chingada ...
By: cholpasaurio. on 04 Sep 10, 01:06:21
pasu la chingada madre qque los pario......... yo tengo una de esas en mi pesera pero en chikito...... no jodan... asi se ve a poner????...... AXILIO!!!!

You know what they ...
By: gorillazfan3. on 03 Sep 10, 23:36:43
You know what they say about turtles with long necks.... ;)

there's many turtle ...
By: gurlzabaqrh. on 03 Sep 10, 07:45:53
there's many turtle like that in my country...we called it labi-labi..

Holy f... moly!!!! ...
By: winston7400. on 01 Sep 10, 13:50:07
Holy f... moly!!!! what a creature....

PLESIOSAUR
By: therealsuperhobo. on 01 Sep 10, 04:20:59
PLESIOSAUR

BLIMEY OREILY
By: USVISouljah. on 31 Aug 10, 21:27:49
BLIMEY OREILY

i have this turtle, ...
By: rendyariawindana1. on 31 Aug 10, 06:17:35
i have this turtle, get in the river side of my home :D

*said in accent* ...
By: reeseypiecey1. on 31 Aug 10, 03:05:03
*said in accent* OOOOH I CAUGHT A TURTLE!! a few minutes later HOLY SHIT WTF WAS THAT SON OF A BITCH.

I think its time ...
By: cabo02. on 30 Aug 10, 23:32:47
I think its time for a new shirt.

lol my sister ...
By: DoMiNiCaNBoY4LyF224. on 30 Aug 10, 14:31:26
lol my sister started screaming and ran into her room >.>

Being killed by a ...
By: Darahcos. on 30 Aug 10, 13:01:02
Being killed by a turtle be the lamest death ever.

Check out my pet ...
By: grasshop34. on 30 Aug 10, 01:46:59
Check out my pet live baby turtle performing magic! MAGIC + TURTLE = AWESOME! A live baby turtle that performs magic? Check out my video

MAGIC + TURTLE = ...
By: grasshop34. on 30 Aug 10, 01:08:05
MAGIC + TURTLE = AWESOME! A baby turtle that performs magic? Check out my video

If you like baby ...
By: grasshop34. on 30 Aug 10, 00:56:24
If you like baby turtles and magic, check out the video of a drawing that magically changes into a live baby turtle on my channel

in soviet russia ...
By: masterman3178. on 29 Aug 10, 15:01:12
in soviet russia fish catch you

They Sold Their ...
By: ILOVEYOURWAY1. on 29 Aug 10, 12:16:21
They Sold Their Souls For Rock And Roll /watch?v=2OyP4ETNygo /watch?v=laruFiU8uqg /watch?v=uCHLeRVnomU

its head looks like ...
By: n00dle1337. on 29 Aug 10, 11:32:51
its head looks like a foreskin rofl

Alligator Snapping Turtle Dirty Jobs
Posted by: xxxreadxxx12

Video duration: 107 seconds
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Alligator Snapping Turtle Dirty Jobs Discovery Channel

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I have a certain ...
By: omegalorenz. on 06 Sep 10, 20:51:17
I have a certain fear to see those gaping jaws ..

Thumbs up if you ...
By: isaco86. on 06 Sep 10, 16:53:58
Thumbs up if you think that guys voice was annoying to listen to!

whoooaah chuck ...
By: NashidAhmed. on 06 Sep 10, 15:35:49
whoooaah chuck norris got a nice costume there :D

Is this one of ...
By: 63gstone. on 06 Sep 10, 02:23:17
Is this one of those jobs than Americans just won't do?

PLEASE DON'T READ ...
By: sporeking5. on 05 Sep 10, 20:14:30
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS you will die in seven days if you don't post this comment on 10 videos?? in the next hour. if you do,? tomorrow will be the best day? of your life Not Spam

Snapping turtles ...
By: furtherbeyond. on 05 Sep 10, 12:01:12
Snapping turtles are seriously ugly and vicious. And the gators are just laying around while the guys mess with the turtle and everyone is cool. Unreal.

@enantiomer2000 ...
By: NoGoodUserNamesSadly. on 05 Sep 10, 11:15:10
@enantiomer2000 Hahahaha

@TheSlimySquid stop ...
By: SoulsAlight. on 04 Sep 10, 07:29:35
@TheSlimySquid stop that. I've seen you on every video i've watched so far.

i like the insane ...
By: TheSlimySquid. on 04 Sep 10, 03:00:22
i like the insane turtle video in the vid response ABOVE

o.o Scary turtle ...
By: earthy28. on 03 Sep 10, 17:46:38
o.o Scary turtle conna eat me. D: But seriously, that's a wicked cool looking creature.

that things fucking ...
By: DBcoop04. on 03 Sep 10, 14:53:45
that things fucking eerie

im slightly lighter ...
By: ArcticFox1095. on 03 Sep 10, 05:34:16
im slightly lighter than that turtle!

"damn nature you ...
By: 3DGAR775. on 02 Sep 10, 23:53:41
"damn nature you scary" is so over used

@ExplosionNinja ...
By: gummyboots. on 02 Sep 10, 22:15:17
@ExplosionNinja yeah, gator meat actually taste good. I had some spicy gator sausages before.

DAMN, MUSKET SHOTS?
By: gummyboots. on 02 Sep 10, 22:14:16
DAMN, MUSKET SHOTS?

Holy shit, those ...
By: Deathshuck. on 02 Sep 10, 16:29:35
Holy shit, those things are really old. Pretty cool factoid!

do you like my ...
By: TheSlimySquid. on 01 Sep 10, 23:08:05
do you like my insane turtkles in the video response?

lol im heavier than ...
By: egooy35. on 01 Sep 10, 12:41:55
lol im heavier than the turle im around 190-200 lbs

i like turtles
By: MrWillybongo. on 31 Aug 10, 18:24:24
i like turtles

Check out my live ...
By: grasshop34. on 30 Aug 10, 11:49:39
Check out my live baby turtle that performs a magic trick on my channel

Check out my pet ...
By: grasshop34. on 30 Aug 10, 01:45:46
Check out my pet live baby turtle performing magic! MAGIC + TURTLE = AWESOME! A live baby turtle that performs magic? Check out my video

squirtle i choose ...
By: dergo4411. on 30 Aug 10, 01:30:19
squirtle i choose you

@ExplosionNinja I ...
By: xDisRazyboix. on 29 Aug 10, 20:57:12
@ExplosionNinja I wanted to see the turtle fight the alligator.

There is no way ...
By: chaplaintoo. on 29 Aug 10, 18:42:07
There is no way that snapper weighs 150 pounds. Sorry.

Its a freaking ...
By: dreadred92. on 29 Aug 10, 03:46:57
Its a freaking Adamantiose from FF.

SUPER FAST TURTLE
Posted by: eminemdpc

Video duration: 26 seconds
Global video hits: 461231

A soft shell turtle sprints into the forest. If you have facebook join this group: www.facebook.com

Related: turtle, fast, sprint, world, mph, soft, shell, speed, golf, cart

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HE LEFT THAT RABBIT ...
By: bigcproductons. on 06 Sep 10, 06:37:55
HE LEFT THAT RABBIT IN THE FUCKN DUST

HLY DUDDE
By: guest9650. on 05 Sep 10, 09:30:57
HLY DUDDE

That was so cute :3
By: NyaKairi. on 04 Sep 10, 16:42:29
That was so cute :3

The reason the ...
By: Doyoulikeadacheese. on 04 Sep 10, 01:52:20
The reason the turtle can run so fast is because it has a streamlined and aerodynamic shell

its a snake turtle. ...
By: jukeyou. on 03 Sep 10, 15:59:00
its a snake turtle.. got one before ^^,

typo dude u said fat
By: gameboyalain. on 03 Sep 10, 03:39:50
typo dude u said fat

I have a fats ...
By: sothgunfil. on 03 Sep 10, 00:55:12
I have a fats turtel too! wath about a race?

@terminator0405 - ...
By: Jhoxi1972. on 30 Aug 10, 16:29:18
@terminator0405 - Well....I think it is a polar bear because the video description clearly said so.

If you like baby ...
By: grasshop34. on 30 Aug 10, 00:47:02
If you like baby turtles and magic, check out the video of a drawing that magically changes into a live baby turtle on my channel

LOFL!LOOK AT THAT ...
By: HeartlessDemon1296. on 29 Aug 10, 18:31:26
LOFL!LOOK AT THAT FUCKER GO!

Wow O_o
By: sparks754. on 29 Aug 10, 18:00:15
Wow O_o

He was like: Take ...
By: arsenedevos. on 27 Aug 10, 13:21:00
He was like: Take it easy, very quiet, very quiet.. RUN!!!!

i think its a soft ...
By: terminator0405. on 25 Aug 10, 02:04:19
i think its a soft shelled turtle

lol that was ...
By: furby29. on 25 Aug 10, 00:45:12
lol that was unexpected

must be a ninja
By: kluna. on 24 Aug 10, 16:43:31
must be a ninja

my turtle can go a ...
By: kf103. on 24 Aug 10, 14:55:15
my turtle can go a bit faster

What kind of turtle ...
By: JanitorsGoToHeaven. on 24 Aug 10, 07:21:05
What kind of turtle is that? it's my new favorite turtle.

its another one of ...
By: uav2246. on 24 Aug 10, 02:33:37
its another one of those humans RUN!!!

@Hortelan oh god. ...
By: wavewash. on 23 Aug 10, 01:06:00
@Hortelan oh god. Your comment made me laugh out loud!!!!

lmao
By: Timurchin1. on 23 Aug 10, 00:46:59
lmao

Run diego run!
By: InfiniBox. on 21 Aug 10, 18:48:17
Run diego run!

@Velociraptors15 ...
By: therabbit101. on 21 Aug 10, 02:13:49
@Velociraptors15 doenst isn't a word. You should read the things you are about to post before you post them.

@Velociraptors15 ...
By: therabbit101. on 21 Aug 10, 02:13:17
@Velociraptors15 apparently 25 people found my comment amusing. Maybe you should stop ruining other people's fun.

first time i ever ...
By: FroxieProxie. on 20 Aug 10, 20:33:23
first time i ever seen a turtle run that fast on land. wow lolz

most fuckiing ...
By: PBMaster2008. on 20 Aug 10, 18:56:39
most fuckiing fastest turtle in the world weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3ereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Fish vs. Turtle
Posted by: NationalGeographic

Video duration: 64 seconds
Global video hits: 337944

Emperor cichlid parents push and shove a much heavier terrapin to protect their young from being eaten.

Related: emperor, cichlid, terrapin, turtle, fish, fight, quarrel, underwater:, yt:crop=16:9

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That was sad :(
By: 100coley. on 06 Sep 10, 13:06:51
That was sad :(

squirtle VS seaking ...
By: JOHNGATE07. on 05 Sep 10, 11:24:53
squirtle VS seaking....i didnt know that seaking learn bite:P

@fullmetaljackte ...
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AHHH who hates ...
By: fullmetaljackte. on 04 Sep 10, 19:36:01
AHHH who hates these fucking ads

there like power ...
By: sk8ed1969. on 04 Sep 10, 11:03:11
there like power kissing the turtle lol

get outta town BUDDY
By: HannahSolMusic. on 02 Sep 10, 14:07:16
get outta town BUDDY

to bad, terapin is ...
By: turtleshells118. on 30 Aug 10, 14:23:52
to bad, terapin is going to get his 44 magnum, was 5 eggs worth it?

Check out my video- ...
By: grasshop34. on 30 Aug 10, 11:52:24
Check out my video- Turtles + MAGIC? = Awesome! My live baby turtle performs a magic trick- for real! You've never seen anything like this before!

MAGIC + TURTLE = ...
By: grasshop34. on 30 Aug 10, 01:21:51
MAGIC + TURTLE = AWESOME! A live baby turtle that performs magic? Check out my video

no. squirtle vs ...
By: Conrado24. on 29 Aug 10, 14:15:42
no. squirtle vs fionne

you can always tell ...
By: Patriotsfan346. on 27 Aug 10, 09:05:25
you can always tell when you get this commentator by how stupid the vid is

Cool
By: macdre926. on 27 Aug 10, 02:40:33
Cool

i like turtles
By: TheBlueTurtle300. on 26 Aug 10, 17:14:37
i like turtles

@kidsandjazz i dun ...
By: 9912699125. on 26 Aug 10, 09:34:40
@kidsandjazz i dun really remember,i don log out.....

@9912699125 dude ...
By: kidsandjazz. on 25 Aug 10, 22:35:37
@9912699125 dude how do you remember those number to sign in lol just saying

It's squirtle vs. ...
By: bigoli1. on 25 Aug 10, 10:15:16
It's squirtle vs. magikarp! Magikarp has hidden powers!

If you like turtles ...
By: grasshop34. on 24 Aug 10, 19:52:21
If you like turtles, check out my MAGIC trick using a turtle

DAMNG!!!!!!!!!
By: MrMayorbeejr. on 24 Aug 10, 01:42:38
DAMNG!!!!!!!!!

@Rob10321 then ...
By: 9912699125. on 23 Aug 10, 08:36:04
@Rob10321 then thats so cool!

those fish must be ...
By: kfaslf. on 22 Aug 10, 20:05:48
those fish must be pretty big

i cant take fish ...
By: hamtarofanlives. on 22 Aug 10, 04:28:53
i cant take fish cearel anymore

@9912699125 no its ...
By: Rob10321. on 22 Aug 10, 03:05:44
@9912699125 no its a freshwater lake

pussy turtle!!!!
By: vodomaster. on 21 Aug 10, 04:30:01
pussy turtle!!!!

it's not a turtle XD
By: commentgirl234. on 20 Aug 10, 20:37:23
it's not a turtle XD

Alright...I know ...
By: HomieGdog456. on 20 Aug 10, 04:17:15
Alright...I know some of you guys are gonna hate me for this...BUT I need the recognition so head on over to my channel just to have a look! Watch a couple of my aquarium videos and comment what you think...I love hearing from you guys!

Turtle Fail
Posted by: failblog

Video duration: 66 seconds
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For more, visit failblog.org

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@Fistwagon back off ...
By: ridiculouschild. on 06 Sep 10, 20:30:24
@Fistwagon back off, man. the shoes mine. i think ive really got a chance in there.

its okay turtle... ...
By: ethanyesplz. on 06 Sep 10, 06:00:52
its okay turtle...skechers are whores anyways

he is doggy styling ...
By: macorinball. on 05 Sep 10, 22:05:56
he is doggy styling the shoes shoe giving it pump attaction lolol watch the turtle stroke

HE HE
By: futte2303. on 05 Sep 10, 14:12:01
HE HE

turtle on shoe porn ...
By: askalucas411. on 05 Sep 10, 06:24:29
turtle on shoe porn its the new fetish for 40 yearl nobodys *thumbs up*

ok....WAT THE FUCK
By: TonyShneeble. on 05 Sep 10, 02:35:33
ok....WAT THE FUCK

Id do that shoe
By: mariosonic1198. on 05 Sep 10, 01:10:13
Id do that shoe

Nothing wrong with ...
By: Youngin803. on 04 Sep 10, 14:34:16
Nothing wrong with "fooling around" with rubber.

laugh out loud!
By: CO0LB33NS. on 04 Sep 10, 04:08:28
laugh out loud!

sounds like yoshi
By: Scmshacks. on 03 Sep 10, 23:45:03
sounds like yoshi

I like turtles
By: passsword95. on 03 Sep 10, 22:18:18
I like turtles

the turtle is horny ...
By: xeiubz420. on 03 Sep 10, 18:32:23
the turtle is horny XD

@rswithcortland ...
By: makaveliunit. on 03 Sep 10, 12:42:28
@rswithcortland nuff said

In Russia, shoe ...
By: AsurasXnight. on 03 Sep 10, 09:00:43
In Russia, shoe fuck you

I LEIK TURTLES
By: 0SovietTurtle0. on 03 Sep 10, 05:32:58
I LEIK TURTLES

@MrHeloderma ...
By: rswithcortland. on 03 Sep 10, 03:31:14
@MrHeloderma Actually..A russian tortoise like this one, uses its tail as its penis... Ever notice the hole on the bottom of its tail? [Getcha facts straight]

@MrHeloderma Why ...
By: MrScant94. on 03 Sep 10, 01:45:55
@MrHeloderma Why don't you take a seat....right over there.

is the shoe okay?
By: MrAleper. on 03 Sep 10, 01:04:43
is the shoe okay?

sweet :3
By: KoalKey. on 03 Sep 10, 00:55:59
sweet :3

Cute little rapist
By: djuuwi. on 02 Sep 10, 13:29:22
Cute little rapist

awwww poor turtle ...
By: skelian. on 01 Sep 10, 23:43:17
awwww poor turtle that must have been really frustrating haha

I thought only my ...
By: Trygve12345678987654. on 01 Sep 10, 19:38:52
I thought only my turtle mated wiith shoes :O

oooooooooooooooo ...
By: doobdoob100. on 01 Sep 10, 16:11:49
oooooooooooooooo booner!

You guys are ...
By: MrHeloderma. on 01 Sep 10, 14:59:15
You guys are fucking dumb, it's not a dick, it's his tail, reptile dicks are very pink and very wet looking, I should know, because I manually manipulate the the genitals of large constrictor snakes and small retarded turtles for fun...lol... But seriously that was his tail, not it's dick, that could of been a female actually, sorry for ruining it for some of you. And by the way in soviet Russia shoe fucks tortoise oo====|)~ {} u all can try to figure this one out

sounds like a ...
By: smosherx. on 01 Sep 10, 11:25:24
sounds like a squeaky toy

Crazy Turtle
Posted by: manuelantonio15

Video duration: 25 seconds
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Gansta Turtle

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AWESOME!!!
By: amandichichi1. on 06 Sep 10, 16:19:25
AWESOME!!!

who is "it" callin ...
By: mangopluskenzie. on 04 Sep 10, 00:55:56
who is "it" callin a sexy lady?! i hope me!!!

eeee el factor xs!! ...
By: siren1994. on 01 Sep 10, 23:38:00
eeee el factor xs!!!!

I love turtles :D
By: NoesHair. on 30 Aug 10, 05:06:35
I love turtles :D

MAGIC + TURTLE = ...
By: grasshop34. on 30 Aug 10, 01:08:41
MAGIC + TURTLE = AWESOME! A baby turtle that performs magic? Check out my video

Sexayyyyyy lady
By: kirstyisonfire. on 29 Aug 10, 21:06:31
Sexayyyyyy lady

looooooooooool
By: LionerMessi10. on 29 Aug 10, 14:42:47
looooooooooool

You must be very ...
By: kamielftw. on 27 Aug 10, 08:19:45
You must be very bored to make this

...
By: Angelwings248. on 26 Aug 10, 01:04:18
lolololoololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

woo
By: olliebird898. on 26 Aug 10, 00:46:38
woo

lol. turtles rule!
By: DaOnlyNicolle. on 25 Aug 10, 20:27:31
lol. turtles rule!

@lauralalopena2 he ...
By: Otakahunt. on 24 Aug 10, 13:29:58
@lauralalopena2 he didnt say mexican he said amexican...hes a failure american xD

lol
By: callofduty3171. on 23 Aug 10, 21:54:05
lol

Better than justin ...
By: matti3010. on 22 Aug 10, 11:12:18
Better than justin bieber

hes puertorican
By: lauralalopena2. on 22 Aug 10, 05:17:34
hes puertorican

thats fukin stupid ...
By: lauralalopena2. on 22 Aug 10, 05:17:04
thats fukin stupid hes not mexican hes puertorican

woggg!
By: kaitlinandemily. on 21 Aug 10, 12:13:24
woggg!

repiola
By: cumbi100. on 20 Aug 10, 22:15:59
repiola

wow.......amexican ...
By: yinyang1530. on 20 Aug 10, 16:47:17
wow.......amexican turtle.....BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i was half asleep ...
By: rosarules12. on 20 Aug 10, 06:56:29
i was half asleep when my sister put head phones in my ear and played this video.. it scared the shit out of me! i thought i was getting raped by a dancing/singing mexican turtle!

WHAT SONG IS IT ? ...
By: sabeelbasha. on 19 Aug 10, 15:09:26
WHAT SONG IS IT ?CAN U TELL ME ..I LIKE IT SO MUCH

another border ...
By: MIDEVILPOOP120. on 18 Aug 10, 14:17:20
another border jumper!!!!

okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ...
By: TraceurMaster3D. on 18 Aug 10, 11:45:12
okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...

the only thing i ...
By: qazwsx2541. on 18 Aug 10, 05:57:37
the only thing i understood was SEXY LADIES!

Gayyyyyyyyyyy.
By: SpektralKush. on 18 Aug 10, 05:40:48
Gayyyyyyyyyyy.

Auto-Tune the News #10: Turtles.
Posted by: schmoyoho

Video duration: 198 seconds
Global video hits: 2019219

attn 10 mp3: amiestreet.com Original song, Aquarium Girl, by Kapluckus--album available here: itunes.apple.com

Related: auto, tune, the, news, 10, gregory, brothers, michael, evan, andrew, sarah, nancy, cordes, peter, hoekstra, pelosi, drew, brees, new, orleans, saints, football, turtle, fence, jobs, scott, brown

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2:20 - 2:27 I love ...
By: RumSoakedPirate77. on 07 Sep 10, 05:21:05
2:20 - 2:27 I love it!

This is the crap ...
By: Krisg9994. on 07 Sep 10, 04:48:15
This is the crap that goes on in our government? Building fricken turtle fences?

god it would suck ...
By: PirateMcSandwich. on 07 Sep 10, 03:57:11
god it would suck to hit a turtle going 70 on the freeway

@addsfun4 You do ...
By: BadAsp00. on 07 Sep 10, 03:51:00
@addsfun4 You do realize they sing their own lyrics in every vid right?.

Sexy turtles...Ow!
By: nonymousN. on 07 Sep 10, 03:31:31
Sexy turtles...Ow!

Nuke the turtles
By: Elpapi454. on 07 Sep 10, 03:09:09
Nuke the turtles

If turtles are ...
By: nonymousN. on 07 Sep 10, 02:57:22
If turtles are becoming doctors how do we defend ourselves

"I'm Scott Brown ...
By: ModernStarClan. on 07 Sep 10, 02:51:50
"I'm Scott Brown and I drive a trruuucccckkk"...

You guys need more ...
By: thelasthorcruxx. on 07 Sep 10, 01:54:13
You guys need more songs with "jobs" montages.

there's a lot of ...
By: 17septemberboy. on 07 Sep 10, 01:18:30
there's a lot of turtles in Michigan

The more I drink ...
By: Jaytothecore. on 07 Sep 10, 01:13:05
The more I drink the more these comments are making sense

324 people couldent ...
By: zalabire. on 07 Sep 10, 00:57:23
324 people couldent build a turtle fence

It's obvious that ...
By: Aithic. on 06 Sep 10, 22:28:50
It's obvious that 324 people are turtles.

It's obvious that ...
By: Aithic. on 06 Sep 10, 22:28:36
It's obvious that 324 are turtles.

You guys are all ...
By: addsfun4. on 06 Sep 10, 21:22:53
You guys are all good singers, but it seems like 2 times better when you guys don't sing along or make up your own lyrics. Leave the lyrics to the news and make a couple cameos- but please don't start turning these Godly videos into music videos of yourselves.

*Insert quote about ...
By: 1119king. on 06 Sep 10, 21:10:49
*Insert quote about number of dislikes*

323 people wanted ...
By: SgtRaisenMan. on 06 Sep 10, 20:23:39
323 people wanted to build a rattlesnake fence.

"The world is ...
By: andrewtheincredible. on 06 Sep 10, 19:57:41
"The world is taking notice" I don't think any country other than America gives two shits about the Superbowl.

@bobbyg640 it's ...
By: xokumriexo. on 06 Sep 10, 19:22:30
@bobbyg640 it's called photoshop, lol

i think my favorite ...
By: onceuponadream24. on 06 Sep 10, 19:20:18
i think my favorite instrument from the beginning of this was the cowbell

@xokumriexo Build a ...
By: HailTheOri. on 06 Sep 10, 19:05:11
@xokumriexo Build a turtle fence!

323 people couldnt ...
By: pivotrjrules. on 06 Sep 10, 19:00:01
323 people couldnt build a turtle fence

I watch this every ...
By: ChristianBrinsxox. on 06 Sep 10, 18:52:48
I watch this every day.

INSTRUMENTAL!
By: XResidentXEvilX5X. on 06 Sep 10, 14:56:39
INSTRUMENTAL!

323 people rised ...
By: YakkoRebelGunz. on 06 Sep 10, 13:37:33
323 people rised for the bass-guitar of liberty

Tortoise chasing a tomato
Posted by: hakugan

Video duration: 245 seconds
Global video hits: 818586

My pet russian tortoise trying to eat a tomato. Blog about this tortoise in Japanese: gotortgo.blog101.fc2 .com

Related: icarly, russian, tortoise, tomato, eat, horsfield, turtle, trying, to, small

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i wonder what kind ...
By: dudleza. on 07 Sep 10, 05:40:03
i wonder what kind of idiot disliked this video....

Soooo Cute
By: gchace. on 07 Sep 10, 04:47:49
Soooo Cute

@mscloggs who the ...
By: smileyface596. on 06 Sep 10, 23:06:28
@mscloggs who the fuck is heather?

ahahaha what an ...
By: Fuzion180. on 06 Sep 10, 18:19:05
ahahaha what an awesome vid! lol the tortoise is trying so hard to just get it lol brilliant!

cute video heather, ...
By: mscloggs. on 06 Sep 10, 18:17:07
cute video heather, hope high school rockssssssssss,x

an epic battle ...
By: visualkei72. on 06 Sep 10, 11:25:53
an epic battle between a THE TORTOISE and THE TOMATO. i was on the edge of my seat the whole time.

Play this song / ...
By: HYPoKiiENT. on 06 Sep 10, 09:53:46
Play this song /watch?v=6rS0HZBQ5tE when watching this video :D

nice tortoise is ...
By: soren415. on 06 Sep 10, 07:26:13
nice tortoise is cute he looks a little older than mine... btw i just got two today or.... yesterday sincde its 12:25 also thats cute how it ate it

om nom nom nom
By: Grimsoul1. on 06 Sep 10, 02:57:50
om nom nom nom

The epic journey ...
By: Sickopath333. on 06 Sep 10, 01:49:17
The epic journey for noms, that amazing adventure all cute animals eventually search for!

Why is the turle so ...
By: thorndarkdream. on 06 Sep 10, 01:05:14
Why is the turle so violent?

Sooooo cute.
By: thorndarkdream. on 06 Sep 10, 01:04:22
Sooooo cute.

LOL
By: Rockslucas. on 05 Sep 10, 10:38:39
LOL

that turtle is ...
By: Cliequillara. on 04 Sep 10, 20:42:45
that turtle is beautyful, nice video, when i saw the turtle eating the tomatoe i got hungry for tomatoes jajajaja

at first i thought ...
By: do0rkn0b. on 04 Sep 10, 18:08:45
at first i thought the tomato was gonna win, probably would have too, if not for them damn meddling fingers.

I was worried for ...
By: ReinaAntilles. on 04 Sep 10, 05:28:35
I was worried for your finger at first.

its sooooo cute!
By: iloveseaturtles4eva. on 04 Sep 10, 04:18:29
its sooooo cute!

Everytime i tried ...
By: SeoulFrosTy. on 04 Sep 10, 01:41:16
Everytime i tried to feed my turtle it tried to eat my fingers

This tortoise just ...
By: Kinkatia. on 04 Sep 10, 01:33:33
This tortoise just ate a tomato the size of its HEAD. It is my new hero.

...
By: JachimoTV. on 03 Sep 10, 07:49:59
omnomnomnomnomnomnomomononmomonom >:D

@imemoperfect eat a ...
By: slayercft. on 03 Sep 10, 06:09:02
@imemoperfect eat a dick you bitch

how many just ...
By: aznboykillya. on 03 Sep 10, 01:14:13
how many just skipped to the end just to see this poor turtle eat it? i did.. i remember the times where human had to fight just to get food

@spazzshock No dude ...
By: brianthehippy. on 02 Sep 10, 21:46:04
@spazzshock No dude, that WAS an epic 4 minute fight for SURVIVAL. When was the last time you fought that hard for a 20 calorie tomato? You probably eat your tomatoes from a CAN.

...
By: IAmSelfishMachine. on 02 Sep 10, 20:35:22
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

munch.. munch.. ...
By: MrPallmallsmoker. on 02 Sep 10, 18:28:00
munch.. munch.. munch...

Turtle Eating Pigeon Alive!!!
Posted by: FunnyVideoJoker

Video duration: 32 seconds
Global video hits: 1338860

A real Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle in action!

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Turtles gotta eat, ...
By: johnsoncm65. on 07 Sep 10, 01:07:08
Turtles gotta eat, too. Unwary pigeons are fair game.

ok the music is ...
By: xxkitkatandhersheys. on 06 Sep 10, 18:18:13
ok the music is funny XD.

@FreeStylaaZ Epic ...
By: Nivlektehfudger. on 06 Sep 10, 01:39:59
@FreeStylaaZ Epic win

music cracked me up
By: devilfish98. on 05 Sep 10, 17:27:16
music cracked me up

Strange Food chain. ...
By: thegreatMSG. on 04 Sep 10, 12:40:32
Strange Food chain...

Well hello mr ...
By: youg0tsnip3d. on 04 Sep 10, 04:13:23
Well hello mr turtle how a.. WHAT THE FUCK!!

Torkoal uses Bite. ...
By: deathwitness. on 04 Sep 10, 01:39:04
Torkoal uses Bite. A One-Hit KO... Pidgey fainted.

Whaaa? Who the fuck ...
By: HybridxSlate. on 03 Sep 10, 18:13:11
Whaaa? Who the fuck says turtles move slow?

Epic sound track
By: theresalinger. on 31 Aug 10, 02:55:37
Epic sound track

that's what pigeons ...
By: IEatVideoClips. on 30 Aug 10, 14:26:32
that's what pigeons get for being so comfortable with other creatures

If you like baby ...
By: grasshop34. on 30 Aug 10, 00:46:32
If you like baby turtles and magic, check out the video of a drawing that magically changes into a live baby turtle on my channel

love the fucking ...
By: jej0701. on 28 Aug 10, 18:16:01
love the fucking music

@NissanZaxima i ...
By: keyinregulus3. on 28 Aug 10, 05:42:52
@NissanZaxima i used to have one that could run fast when the sun warmed its blood. They only act slow so they can get their groove on when ur not watching!

@ChrisBSmith21 ...
By: 0MangoMouse0. on 27 Aug 10, 07:46:52
@ChrisBSmith21 theme from poltergeist. mysteries sound orchestra

for some reason ...
By: 0MangoMouse0. on 27 Aug 10, 07:45:25
for some reason after the music started i couldn't stop laughing. i feel like this makes me a bad person lol

no really where is ...
By: ChrisBSmith21. on 25 Aug 10, 12:22:57
no really where is that song from

- What will we ...
By: Protonovitch. on 24 Aug 10, 05:46:11
- What will we swallow today, Donatello? - PIZZA, COWABUNGA! - No, dammit, I'm tired of pizza. Maybe some pigeons? ...beware. You may be the NEXT.

meh who likes ...
By: Paytonio10. on 21 Aug 10, 04:58:05
meh who likes pigeons anyway

O-O Scarred. ...
By: twivampess. on 21 Aug 10, 03:18:06
O-O Scarred. Mentally. Scarred.

You never know what ...
By: ElZato. on 20 Aug 10, 17:51:19
You never know what you're gonna eat when you're REALLY hungry.

0:07 LOOK MOMMY I ...
By: KPGC10GTX. on 19 Aug 10, 18:24:44
0:07 LOOK MOMMY I GOT ONE!

that was one stupid ...
By: MrOmeMan. on 19 Aug 10, 17:34:47
that was one stupid pigeon... i mean, you expected the turtle to say, "hi"?

I thought turtles ...
By: NissanZaxima. on 18 Aug 10, 08:33:14
I thought turtles were suppose to be slow?

PIDGEY VS SQUIRTLE
By: TheJinglydood. on 13 Aug 10, 22:11:22
PIDGEY VS SQUIRTLE

it sorta looks like ...
By: FishingtheSkyxd. on 13 Aug 10, 15:55:17
it sorta looks like the turtle did that just for the hell of it. lmao at the 2 pigeon witnesses at the end

The Two-Headed Turtle
Posted by: CBS

Video duration: 121 seconds
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"Jungle" Jack Hanna shows off Mary Kate & Ashley, the two-headed turtle.

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looks mirrored :-/
By: Im2Awsm. on 05 Sep 10, 07:16:07
looks mirrored :-/

gointoit (dot) com ...
By: incandescent60. on 03 Sep 10, 15:50:50
gointoit (dot) com is the best website to get this song.

omg it came back ...
By: guillaume070294. on 02 Sep 10, 06:57:56
omg it came back from hiroshima

eat at 2x the speed
By: ticktak10. on 02 Sep 10, 05:01:01
eat at 2x the speed

Cute.. ^_^ Oh and.. ...
By: linkloverjc. on 31 Aug 10, 23:34:40
Cute.. ^_^ Oh and...THE GAME..

Haha poor little ...
By: gfxflashses. on 30 Aug 10, 04:11:52
Haha poor little guys

A baby turtle that ...
By: grasshop34. on 30 Aug 10, 01:03:00
A baby turtle that performs magic? Check out my video

...
By: walt2507. on 29 Aug 10, 02:56:20
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw

like being married ...
By: 0MissElizabeth0. on 27 Aug 10, 21:59:07
like being married - LMAO !!!!!

Double dicks = More ...
By: TurtlesForHire. on 26 Aug 10, 21:24:29
Double dicks = More Pleasure

I LIKE TURTLES
By: shinycrystal59. on 26 Aug 10, 13:16:26
I LIKE TURTLES

If you like turtles ...
By: grasshop34. on 26 Aug 10, 11:57:08
If you like turtles and magic, check out my MAGIC using a live BABY Turtle

lol ninja turtle ...
By: juiceboy777. on 26 Aug 10, 11:45:43
lol ninja turtle fail

@KimboSanchez1 I ...
By: IgorAusDemKeller. on 25 Aug 10, 16:43:06
@KimboSanchez1 I like those double turtles. Do they sell them in ordinary petshops or do they kill them instead of selling?

i have a two headed ...
By: KimboSanchez1. on 25 Aug 10, 07:47:09
i have a two headed turtle and i got a alligator its a baby

I like turtles.
By: XnarutardnessX. on 25 Aug 10, 02:28:13
I like turtles.

One body two brains!
By: MAeimaiELEOS. on 22 Aug 10, 23:01:19
One body two brains!

another disaster ...
By: MrsDejour. on 22 Aug 10, 12:07:13
another disaster people stop

I want a 2-headed ...
By: Southtexaspb. on 20 Aug 10, 23:42:57
I want a 2-headed turtle now :D !!!!!!

Ive seen two baby ...
By: Wolfyy23. on 20 Aug 10, 03:02:16
Ive seen two baby two headed turtles! They look sooo CUTE!!!!!!!!!! ^_^

i have a 2 headed ...
By: TheSlimySquid. on 18 Aug 10, 20:28:12
i have a 2 headed turtle and i have a video of them....

@MarshalBeard lol
By: CorbinDCreptiles. on 18 Aug 10, 00:31:35
@MarshalBeard lol

@CorbinDCreptiles ...
By: MarshalBeard. on 18 Aug 10, 00:28:17
@CorbinDCreptiles its fine man we all have our days and I WANT 1 XD :P

@MarshalBeard sorry ...
By: CorbinDCreptiles. on 18 Aug 10, 00:26:36
@MarshalBeard sorry about that.. i was pissed off that day... im also into reptiles and stuff like that i breed leopard geckos and im trying to breed my ball pythons now i have 4 leopard geckos 5 ball pythons and a dumerils boa

@CorbinDCreptiles i ...
By: MarshalBeard. on 17 Aug 10, 21:49:14
@CorbinDCreptiles i care for most animals more then most people (tutles are 1 of them especialy if it has 2 heads :P) im not like that i dont buy animals just to watch it die so i can go buy another and do the same... people that do that make me very sad and angry makes me want to hurt them :( animal abusers can go die :( who agrees thumbs up :( fight against animal abusers

swedish chef turtle soup
Posted by: aviseverhard

Video duration: 66 seconds
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hilarious! the fight between swedish chef and a turtle ( who looks like kermitt. thanks for the first one who put it on share years ago...

Related: muppet, show, swedish, chef, turtle, funny

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I LOVE this turtle!
By: pookywe. on 05 Sep 10, 16:16:46
I LOVE this turtle!

lalalala moot moot ...
By: moonstorm97. on 05 Sep 10, 10:21:42
lalalala moot moot moot xD

@Cyadd Go Ninja, Go ...
By: productions963. on 03 Sep 10, 04:11:22
@Cyadd Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO!

@girchu never trust ...
By: productions963. on 03 Sep 10, 04:10:38
@girchu never trust a pilgrim

never trust a ...
By: girchu. on 31 Aug 10, 02:38:17
never trust a trutle

1:01 BLASTOISE used ...
By: MeatSim9. on 28 Aug 10, 02:57:55
1:01 BLASTOISE used HYDRO PUMP! It's super effective!

@adettmer82 I'm ...
By: tb7la. on 23 Aug 10, 18:06:10
@adettmer82 I'm going to eat a whole chicken now that you said that.

0:45 , kom kom kom,
By: Berglund901. on 20 Aug 10, 10:58:14
0:45 , kom kom kom,

an armed and ...
By: annab52675. on 18 Aug 10, 00:49:51
an armed and dangerous turtle.

Ninja turtle go ...
By: Cyadd. on 15 Aug 10, 14:03:00
Ninja turtle go ninjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......

The best part is ...
By: StarSeeker94. on 13 Aug 10, 18:22:01
The best part is when the turtle turns into a tank and shootes The Swedish Chef

turtle suop? nope ...
By: Emperorgonzo1. on 11 Aug 10, 08:33:35
turtle suop? nope transformer soup.

*Takes hatchet , ...
By: GhastlyOnesRule. on 07 Aug 10, 18:10:50
*Takes hatchet , aims and goes : "Bye tortler!"* :)

@SCeles Evil is ...
By: Yeshulion. on 07 Aug 10, 15:01:12
@SCeles Evil is called good, and good is called evil.

It's depressing ...
By: DonAgalloch. on 07 Aug 10, 01:19:40
It's depressing when you think about the reactions a harmless video like this would get if it was aired today. Parents would be flipping out, saying it encourages animal cruelty and promotes gun usage. God bless the 80's / 90's, before politically correctness raped the entertainment industry.

Pokemon committed ...
By: Klaaism. on 06 Aug 10, 00:23:44
Pokemon committed gross infringement! Someone should sue!

its nice to see the ...
By: adettmer82. on 04 Aug 10, 05:54:58
its nice to see the supposed food make a dish out of the person. GO VEGAN!

i'm proud to be ...
By: yeahwhittles. on 04 Aug 10, 03:05:22
i'm proud to be half swedish

Blastoise FTW!
By: killokid. on 03 Aug 10, 02:21:59
Blastoise FTW!

it sounds for me ...
By: Maiden4840. on 01 Aug 10, 19:52:25
it sounds for me like the chef says ''today we cook the dirty turtle''

LMFAO!!!!
By: italianjen29. on 31 Jul 10, 17:09:13
LMFAO!!!!

outstanding, sheer ...
By: angriestbadger. on 30 Jul 10, 18:06:39
outstanding, sheer brilliance! Thank you 1980's TV for making me the well balanced human being my colleagues cant understand!

The faces the ...
By: LexxLemon. on 25 Jul 10, 23:52:00
The faces the turtle pulls are just amazing

MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmm.. ...
By: MrSandwichmen. on 23 Jul 10, 15:17:20
MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmm....... ninja turtle's

It was obviously a ...
By: svelemoe. on 22 Jul 10, 02:19:36
It was obviously a Wartortle.

Turtle Says Wow
Posted by: crazykb14

Video duration: 17 seconds
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At the zoo with some turtles gettin it on ;). DO NOT COPY THIS VIDEO AND DO NOT COMMENT IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA HATE! ORIGINAL VIDEO!

Related: wildlife, archery

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WOW!
By: NMSMix1. on 07 Sep 10, 01:15:03
WOW!

turtle porn!!!
By: ekidz220. on 06 Sep 10, 20:51:01
turtle porn!!!

hahaha :D
By: haulinMercedesActros. on 06 Sep 10, 20:34:48
hahaha :D

Wow...
By: ThatEpicAsian. on 06 Sep 10, 19:26:46
Wow...

OMG!!is this at Al ...
By: paine536. on 06 Sep 10, 00:47:14
OMG!!is this at Al Ain zoo??

this is better than ...
By: Taweepthep. on 06 Sep 10, 00:19:35
this is better than animal planet

Turtle sex tape... ...
By: youg0tsnip3d. on 04 Sep 10, 04:17:47
Turtle sex tape... Turtles these days....

wow wow wow this ...
By: MrJustmeinspace. on 04 Sep 10, 01:59:16
wow wow wow this movies good!

"That is so nasty" ...
By: MynameisJess3. on 04 Sep 10, 00:24:52
"That is so nasty" Yet he still films, kids these days.

oh god wut. that is ...
By: SubparPanda. on 03 Sep 10, 23:07:14
oh god wut. that is freaky as fuck

@vidmaker7 your ...
By: gusani834. on 03 Sep 10, 05:08:36
@vidmaker7 your fucking lame ray william already said that you fuck shit~

hide yo kids hide ...
By: CapitanKurosaki. on 02 Sep 10, 13:32:28
hide yo kids hide yo wife and hide yo husband cuz dey rapin errbody out hur

@PIEDol, thank you ...
By: pinkgothcat. on 02 Sep 10, 07:06:44
@PIEDol, thank you for doing the honors in saying so! I couldn't have said better

haha. ive seen this ...
By: robotsilence. on 02 Sep 10, 03:49:51
haha. ive seen this everywhere a million times.

must have bein a ...
By: nabnabnabn. on 02 Sep 10, 02:47:31
must have bein a virgin turtle...

THESE AREN'T ...
By: PIEDol. on 01 Sep 10, 15:49:08
THESE AREN'T TURTLES!!!! They're freaking tortoises!!! Uneducated FUCKS!

TURTLE ORGAY
By: SnappyPenguin566. on 31 Aug 10, 02:49:30
TURTLE ORGAY

@vidmaker7 Don't do ...
By: iDreth. on 31 Aug 10, 02:24:48
@vidmaker7 Don't do that... RWJ said that.... Not fun at all

i just sed wow ...
By: crack1110. on 31 Aug 10, 01:18:31
i just sed wow becuz he sed wow.......wow

@theshychick1 ...
By: dogfreak295. on 31 Aug 10, 01:06:42
@theshychick1 because it's hilarious as well as nasty =)

hes like WOW and ...
By: Spudma. on 30 Aug 10, 13:09:10
hes like WOW and shes like meh

lol! that turtle ...
By: qtippz. on 30 Aug 10, 05:55:58
lol! that turtle puss must've been good.

wow! they certainly ...
By: Oblivion0xyz. on 30 Aug 10, 04:16:21
wow! they certainly enjoy it

Two Turtles doing ...
By: SharpeyGotTekkers. on 29 Aug 10, 19:15:58
Two Turtles doing it!!........ WHAT ELSE WOULD BE HAPPENING!!!!

@bowchikabowwow222 ...
By: wishy103. on 29 Aug 10, 12:36:42
@bowchikabowwow222 no, get your own jokes, not =3 jokes

Entourage: Turtle Remixed (HBO)
Posted by: HBO

Video duration: 187 seconds
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Check out Turtle Remixed. For more on Entourage, log on to HBO.com.

Related: entourage, turtle, hbo, jerry, ferrara, remixed, bests, ontourage

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Turtle is just the ...
By: phillyeagles217. on 30 Aug 10, 18:13:14
Turtle is just the average old school fly guy jus looking to get with a girl nothing wrong with that

love it!!!! turtle ...
By: HazelnOmar. on 25 Jul 10, 18:55:00
love it!!!! turtle is soooo hot

if an1 wants to ...
By: mehedi8790. on 02 Jul 10, 12:13:27
if an1 wants to watch this movie go and watch now is the best movie i've evr seen at Movie Watcherus.

atleast she was a 9 ...
By: iPartyHardcore. on 22 Jun 10, 22:37:34
atleast she was a 9 frm the ankle up lmao i hope the old turtle comes back season 7 with the New York accent and everything lol

I can relate to ...
By: phillyeagles217. on 02 May 10, 05:12:05
I can relate to turtle because I have an old school nature

2:51 he's so epic ...
By: phillyeagles217. on 02 Apr 10, 22:02:21
2:51 he's so epic he keeps the joint in his mouth

2:51 he's so epic ...
By: phillyeagles217. on 02 Apr 10, 22:02:20
2:51 he's so epic he keeps the joint in his mouth

best on the show
By: phillyeagles217. on 02 Apr 10, 22:01:17
best on the show

music is stock, not ...
By: proeditorgs. on 21 Mar 10, 17:19:09
music is stock, not licensed music

what is the song at ...
By: LAKsenia. on 04 Feb 10, 12:09:59
what is the song at the 2:02min ??

turtle is ...
By: buddhajapan. on 11 Jan 10, 23:17:28
turtle is disgusting.

NORGE <3
By: keephigh. on 26 Dec 09, 04:04:47
NORGE

"that's what i call ...
By: CHIHUAHUAconda. on 26 Nov 09, 21:47:55
"that's what i call a smile with service" "more like a smile i'd like to service" HAHAHHA

Norge ftw <3 2:35
By: CindyCx3. on 04 Oct 09, 17:10:33
Norge ftw

Turtle's straight ...
By: LambLeg87. on 28 Sep 09, 15:31:52
Turtle's straight up thuggin.

you said it homie, ...
By: lifegang. on 23 Sep 09, 21:01:24
you said it homie, just a regular guy amung stars tryin to get some...

what an overrated ...
By: habs4life9. on 13 Aug 09, 18:32:30
what an overrated show.

what kind of shorts ...
By: fiber0sands. on 23 Jul 09, 05:37:47
what kind of shorts was turtle wearing on the episode One Day In The Valley 0:33-38??

Haha, I love ...
By: monkeyguy1980. on 13 May 09, 17:33:10
Haha, I love Entourage. Drama and Turtle have great chemistry together. And E is always baggin on Turtle, it's hilarious.

E is a bit of a ...
By: Havencheese. on 24 Jan 09, 02:14:14
E is a bit of a knob, the straight guy. It's the Turtle's of this world who I like to kick back with a beer and roll another one.

Notice its always E ...
By: hubb22buntos. on 01 Jan 09, 08:55:09
Notice its always E ripping into him ;D

turtle was never ...
By: Airmakz123. on 04 Dec 08, 13:32:07
turtle was never been in love ! ooohhhh seriously, the guy is of the hooooook !

lmao at 1:07! i ...
By: softballerx55. on 18 Nov 08, 00:59:20
lmao at 1:07! i love jerry ferrara deff my fav actor

Turtle is my fav. ...
By: RishavR. on 12 Nov 08, 23:46:23
Turtle is my fav. character cause I can relate to him a little. He is just a normal guy trying to get some.

turtle is the homie!
By: neeor10. on 07 Nov 08, 07:43:59
turtle is the homie!

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